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If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.

Tim Allen

Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Drink Money Oneself Party Rich Wealth
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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Existence Goodness Live Myself Relationship
Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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Born Children Deal Myself Thinking Time
Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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Action Man Willing Woman Work
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle
You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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People Stress Tension Yourself
My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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Comedy Gift Intelligence Myself Smart
If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
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Balance Congrats Goodness Kind Mistake Work Yourself
I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Charity Enjoyment Phenomenal Project Result
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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Children Choice Marriage Prison Woman Work
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Goodness Lying Man Myself Positive
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Alive Lawn Maintainence Man Reason
I have a thing for tools.
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Myself Tools

If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.

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If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.

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