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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Drink Goodness Hands Happiness Live Quite
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
ANDY ROONEY

Big Bookstore Diet Eat Yourself
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand

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