I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
ANDY ROONEY
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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