Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
ANDY ROONEYWe need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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