You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
ANDY ROONEYWe need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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