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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

Andy Rooney

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
ANDY ROONEY

Computer Fast Technology
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
ANDY ROONEY

Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
ANDY ROONEY

Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
ANDY ROONEY

Admit Economist Talk
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
ANDY ROONEY

One Liner Work
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEY

Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Date Deserve Internet Meet Murder Yourself
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
ANDY ROONEY

Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder

I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

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