I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
ANDY ROONEYI had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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