Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
ANDY ROONEYElephants and grandchildren never forget.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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