I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
ANDY ROONEYElephants and grandchildren never forget.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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