Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
ANDY ROONEYAge is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
ANDY ROONEYMost of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
ANDY ROONEYSmall daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
ANDY ROONEYIf you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
ANDY ROONEYDo I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEYAnyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
ANDY ROONEYI didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
ANDY ROONEYThe best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
ANDY ROONEYI had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
ANDY ROONEYAlways keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
ANDY ROONEY