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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Drop Oneself Worth
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

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