I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
ANDY ROONEYChristians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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