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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

Andy Rooney

Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Acceptance Believe Myself People Religion Thinking Willing
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

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