Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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