I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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