Being kind is more important than being right.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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