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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.

Bill Maher

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Boy Embrace History Ideas Low Slow Technology
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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Debate Enjoyment Myself People Thinking Time
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book History Reading Thinking Tough Yourself
To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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Alive Animal Experiment Father Live Myself People Trade
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Bible Constitution People Problem
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Death Kill Nature Way Yourself
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Better Country Flaw Myself Patriot Point Thinking
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
BILL MAHER

Death Move Myself Suicide Traffic
A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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Fertilizer Perfume Woman Yourself
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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Animal Dog Home Love Myself Reason World
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Connection Greatness Internet Network
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Average Goodness Need People Society Yourself

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