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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.

Bill Maher

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Myself Political Sensitive Truth
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Progress Religion Society
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Addiction Drug War
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Connection Greatness Internet Network
People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Activist People Sexuality Stop
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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Debate Enjoyment Myself People Thinking Time
Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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Fear Information Rule Tribe
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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Call Celebration Fake Fools Ourselves People
A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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Fertilizer Perfume Woman Yourself
The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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Act Myself Pretend Sexuality Understand
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself

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