I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
ANDY ROONEYOne of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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