When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
ANDY ROONEY
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
ANDY ROONEY