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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.

Andy Rooney

Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Learning Love Show Yourself
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself

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