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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.

Andy Rooney

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
ANDY ROONEY

Eat Food Man Reality
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich

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