Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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