For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
TIM ALLENIf you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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I have a thing for tools.
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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