The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
ANDY ROONEYI can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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