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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Date Deserve Internet Meet Murder Yourself
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning

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