I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
ANDY ROONEYWomen realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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