I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
ANDY ROONEYI’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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