I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
ANDY ROONEY
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
ANDY ROONEY