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When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.

Tim Allen

You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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People Stress Tension Yourself
My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Children Family Father Hero Myself
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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Existence Goodness Live Myself Relationship
I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Best Choice Combination Myself System Understand
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Alive Lawn Maintainence Man Reason
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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Children Choice Marriage Prison Woman Work
When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
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Breathe Coward Ego Hard Prison Reality Strength Yourself
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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Calm Challenge Experience Father Kind Time
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Day Himself Interest Love Man
But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Alone Crow Encouragement Man Substitute Support Thinking
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself

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