Bill Maher on dangerous
Bill Maher122 quotes“I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.”
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
Bill MaherBill Maher The “Power of One” is a slogan – not a goal.
Bill MaherBill Maher Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
Bill MaherBill Maher Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
Bill MaherBill Maher We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Bill MaherBill Maher Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
Bill MaherBill Maher Death is nature’s way of killing you.
Bill MaherBill Maher In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
Bill MaherBill Maher Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
Bill MaherBill Maher You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
Bill MaherBill Maher Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Bill MaherBill Maher The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
Bill MaherBill Maher The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
Bill MaherBill Maher Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
Bill MaherBill Maher Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
Bill MaherBill Maher Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Laura Natoli-KearneyLaura Natoli-Kearney My mistakes tell me I am quite human, but my brief flashes of brilliance tell me I am divine, too.
Rachel WolchinRachel Wolchin She now finds solace in vanilla-scented daydreams, as her soul sings away in a musical symphony of humid breaths and well-favored smiles.
Megan LaoMegan Lao Some things won’t change-some things can’t.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry My blood is fifty percent alcohol the other half was you.
Chris AllchinChris Allchin Darling, you don’t fear love, you fear of loving wrong.
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The most dangerous thing in the world is to make a friend of an Englishman, because he’ll come sleep in your closet rather than spend 10 shillings on a hotel.
Truman CapoteTruman Capote Pain or love or danger makes you real again.
Jack KerouacJack Kerouac The speed is something dangerous but very exciting.
Valentino RossiValentino Rossi The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual.
Earl WarrenEarl Warren I tell the truth. And I know what I’m talking about. That’s why I’m a threat.
Snoop DoggSnoop Dogg In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald He was all dangerous eyes and beautiful lies, but I ached. for him to lie to me some more.
Nicole LyonsNicole Lyons It is dangerous and unbelievably fast and entirely different from the kind of track I am used to racing on.
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