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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

Tim Allen

I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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Animal Growth Hunter Love Myself Skin Vegetable
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Alive Lawn Maintainence Man Reason
I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Charity Enjoyment Phenomenal Project Result
When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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Condition Father Life Moment Present Realization Yourself
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
I have a thing for tools.
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Myself Tools
A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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Blame Car Family Land Memories Myself Traffic
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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Death Dog Food Leaving
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Children Father Fear Irrational Lose Myself
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Greatness Learning Myself Student
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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Calm Challenge Experience Father Kind Time
Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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Born Children Deal Myself Thinking Time
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself

Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

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