Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
BILL MAHERReligion is insanity by consensus.
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
BILL MAHERLike it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
BILL MAHERAgain, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
BILL MAHERNow people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
BILL MAHERThe idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
BILL MAHERThings aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
BILL MAHERIn Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
BILL MAHERAnyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
BILL MAHERHalloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
BILL MAHERReligion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
BILL MAHERDid you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
BILL MAHERI think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
BILL MAHERThere is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
BILL MAHERSome people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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