Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
BILL MAHERTo a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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