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Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.

Tim Allen

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Artist Life Logo Love Myself
Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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Creation Point Time Yourself
I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Best Choice Combination Myself System Understand
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Advice Children Live Parents People
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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Hands Listening Story
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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Easy Family Issues Movie Time
When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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Meaning Opposite Smart Yourself
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Age Different Disappoint Love Myself Preference Woman
Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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Appearance Listening Noise Thinking Voice Yourself
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate

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