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Bill Maher

It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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American Better Education People Stupidity Worst
Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Loyalty Man Option
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Average Goodness Need People Society Yourself
Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Cash Crime Discussion Legal War
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheism Position Religion Sex
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Arab Date Goodness Man Result Talk Woman
Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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Hot Man Reading Stop Thinking Woman World
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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God Man Quit Suicide Way Yourself
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Himself Name Obvious
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Best Music Technology Yourself
I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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Children Expectation Feel Mistake Rocket Terrible Yourself
Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Build Fly People Plane Progress Religion Stop Thinking
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin

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