Tim Allen on people
Tim Allen78 quotes“You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.”
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I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
Tim AllenTim Allen My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
Tim AllenTim Allen I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
Tim AllenTim Allen I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
Tim AllenTim Allen I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
Tim AllenTim Allen When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
Tim AllenTim Allen I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
Tim AllenTim Allen A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
Tim AllenTim Allen Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
Tim AllenTim Allen I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
Tim AllenTim Allen Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
Tim AllenTim Allen Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
Tim AllenTim Allen Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
Tim AllenTim Allen Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
Tim AllenTim Allen I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
Tim AllenTim Allen Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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