Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
AMBROSE BIERCEFidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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