The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
AMBROSE BIERCELAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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