Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
AMBROSE BIERCEIn our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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