Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
AMBROSE BIERCEIn our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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