True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
AMBROSE BIERCEDeath is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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