Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
AMBROSE BIERCEForgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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