Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
AMBROSE BIERCEForgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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