Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
LILY TOMLINYou are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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