The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLINYou are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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