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The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.

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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
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I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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Forget Funny Myself
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Experience Need Yourself
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How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
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Fantasy Himself Stop Weapon
I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”.
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
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Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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Forget Myself Right Thinking Time

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