When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.
STEVEN WRIGHTThe older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
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