Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLINWe are all in this together, by ourselves.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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