I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
LILY TOMLINWe are all in this together, by ourselves.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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