I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
LILY TOMLINIf life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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