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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

Lily Tomlin

After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion

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