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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

Lily Tomlin

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth

When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

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