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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

Lily Tomlin

Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
LILY TOMLIN

Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLIN

Fear Thinking Yourself
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN

Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
LILY TOMLIN

Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
LILY TOMLIN

Change Enough Myself Transformation

When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

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