We are all in this together, by ourselves.
LILY TOMLINWhen we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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