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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Lily Tomlin

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN

Career Important Myself Regret
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLIN

Down Fast relief Slow Try
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLIN

Culture Fabric Skin
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
LILY TOMLIN

Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLIN

Fear Thinking Yourself
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
LILY TOMLIN

Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLIN

God Ourselves Prayer Talk
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
LILY TOMLIN

Creation Expression Type Way
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN

Complain Human Invention Language
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
LILY TOMLIN

Ourselves Togetherness
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
LILY TOMLIN

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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
LILY TOMLIN

Animal Eat Food Funny Myself

I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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