If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
LILY TOMLINI still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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