There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLINI still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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