Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
LILY TOMLINYou can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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