Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
LILY TOMLINWouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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