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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.

Lily Tomlin

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop

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