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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.

Lily Tomlin

Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLIN

Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
LILY TOMLIN

Leadership Reality Touch
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLIN

Fear Thinking Yourself
Remember we’re all in this alone.
LILY TOMLIN

Alone One Liner Remember

Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.

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