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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.

Lily Tomlin

There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try

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