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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.

Lily Tomlin

I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
LILY TOMLIN

Life Myself Reality Small Style
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
LILY TOMLIN

Change Enough Myself Transformation
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
LILY TOMLIN

Feeling Imagination Myself
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
LILY TOMLIN

Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN

Complain Human Invention Language

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