black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.

Lily Tomlin

I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
LILY TOMLIN

Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
LILY TOMLIN

Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
LILY TOMLIN

Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
LILY TOMLIN

Expectation Philosophy Yourself
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
LILY TOMLIN

Fame Myself Settle Willing
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLIN

Culture Fabric Skin
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLIN

God Ourselves Prayer Talk
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Funny Myself Serious
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
LILY TOMLIN

Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
LILY TOMLIN

Ourselves Togetherness
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
LILY TOMLIN

Life Myself Reality Small Style
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLIN

Down Fast relief Slow Try
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN

Love Question Yourself
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
LILY TOMLIN

Place Public Reality Time Yourself
If you can’t be direct, why be?
LILY TOMLIN

Direct Yourself
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
LILY TOMLIN

Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Lily Tomlin Quotes