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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.

Lily Tomlin

People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.

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