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Lily Tomlin

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst

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