With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
NORM MACDONALDFew are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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I can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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