You can’t love your team without hating another team.
NORM MACDONALDThe beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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