Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
NORM MACDONALDI think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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