It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
STEVE MARTINDon’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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