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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Steve Martin

How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Deep Hands People Question Voice
Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Act Character Help Identify Life People True Understand Yourself
Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Ability Element Natural Necessary Quality Yourself
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Break Up Cheating Herself Myself Woman
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Boy Different Language Word
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Destruction Funny Philosophy
I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Growth Old Thinking Yourself
No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Art Conscience Mindset One Liner
Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Choice People Way Word
Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Alcohol Drink Poet Team Writing
When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Death Myself Thinking
I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Drink Myself Price Try
I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Astrology Believe Luck Myself
It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Philosophy Thinking Yourself
It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Appearance Body Count Self Love Worth
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Carry Father Himself Money Photograph Sadness

Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

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