Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
STEVE MARTINDon’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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