“Men need to laugh more.”

I’m not afraid to die. But I’m afraid to not live.

I don’t bother with gyms, I just workout where I happen to be whether it’s in the garden or at home.

Your brain has the power to modify your pain perception.

I had to find the interconnection of my brain together with my physiology.

Cold is merciless. It shows you where you are. What you are.

Anybody is able to doubt me. I say, ‘Come with your criticism to polish the diamond of the truth.’ People need to wake up to their own power. Everybody has this nature.

When I am performing ice immersion, actually I do not think very much. It is all before.

I never had a teacher, and I never had lessons, other than hard Nature itself.

Yes, my teacher is the cold.

In the cold I centre myself and my breathing to transfer all my heat into the centre of my body.

I’ve done about anything I can fantasize about in the cold.

I’m able to control the body through just the power of the mind.

Every body has mind power, I have learned to direct it toward my body and thus influence the cold and heating-system of my metabolism.

We are built to be happy, strong and healthy. I fear not to live. We have everything to live up to our dreams. You have everything to achieve that, and in a very short period of time you can get all the tools to manifest who you want to be.

The whole medical industry wants us sick.

Sometimes you don’t know why but you feel attracted to do something.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.

We don’t apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don’t get it, then don’t watch us.

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

Learn what is to be taken seriously and laugh at the rest.

Who would not have been laughed at if he had said in 1800 that metals could be extracted from their ores by electricity or that portraits could be drawn by chemistry.

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.

If we couldn’t laugh at ourselves, that would be the end of everything.

The laughers are a majority.