The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
NORM MACDONALDThe beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
NORM MACDONALDScientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
NORM MACDONALDEnjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
NORM MACDONALDIgnorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
NORM MACDONALDIt is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
NORM MACDONALDComedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
NORM MACDONALDYou know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
NORM MACDONALDAll my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
NORM MACDONALDViolent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
NORM MACDONALDThey that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
NORM MACDONALDIt is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
NORM MACDONALDI can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.
NORM MACDONALDA great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
NORM MACDONALDFew people love with the violence they hate.
NORM MACDONALDThis would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
NORM MACDONALDI generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
NORM MACDONALD