I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
NORM MACDONALDChastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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