Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
NORM MACDONALDThe first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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