A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
NORM MACDONALDA readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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I can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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